Do You Feel Lucky?
Remember how on the last day of school you would find out
who your teacher was for the next year and experience either a hopeful feeling
of relief or a sick feeling of dread? That annual angst was not preparing
us for the following grade, so much as it was grooming us for CPS parenthood.
Every single time a policy or mandate is passed by CPS we approach it
tentatively, not at all certain if the “assignment” will result in a fist pump
in the air “Yes!”, or a head buried in our folded arms, “sigh”. There was always some kid smiling
saying "Well, I'm happy! I got Mrs. Johnson." There was also some kid
so rattled by the knowledge that they would be spending all next year with the
dreaded Mrs. Williams that they couldn't even talk about it. It all boiled down
to, were you lucky? Were you lucky enough to get assigned a teacher who
would hold your life in the palm of their hand for a year and make it great?
Or, were you unlucky enough to get put into a class with a known ogre who would
surely make the next year of your life a living hell?
The luck surrounding being a CPS parent plays a roll in just about every aspect
of our kids’ education. What sort of resources does your school have? Does it
have a gym, a lunchroom, a library, a playground, working toilets...because not
all schools do. Does it have a principal who actively solicits parental
ideas and help? Many principals run their office like Catch 22's Major Major
Major Major. If they aren't in their office, you are welcome to stop by, but if
they are in, you certainly cannot meet with them. Is the principal the
type to listen to the mandates but finesse them into a mandate-y sort of way
that works for your school? This was revealed over and over again during the
Breakfast In the Classroom battle, where the interpretation of "
classroom" was loosely defined by a few administrations while other
schools handed out the bags of breakfast without even questioning the contents.
Does your school have teachers who know how to differentiate and teach to the
different levels within their class or bring in materials to supplement or even
(please oh please oh please) deep six whole pages of the text
altogether? Does your school have parents who can afford both the
time and money to fund raise? Now more than ever you should be wondering if
there is someone at your school who can write grants, because getting money
from CPS has become a contest where the best ideas of how to use a 7.5 hour
school day will win thousands of dollars in cash and prizes. Losers go
back to their schools empty handed, forced to make due with a yet unseen
budget. Funding the public
education of the children of Chicago is now a game, a contest. If any of
you have ever written a proposal for a grant, you know that beyond hitting all
the required marks, the bulk of your submission is judged subjectively.
So, are you lucky enough to have someone at your kid's school who can read
between the lines of this contest? Are you lucky enough to have someone at your
school who has the time and talent to give CPS a piece of writing which
reflects what CPS wants to see....or can afford to fund...during a 37.5 hour
school week?
For some parents and students who are already living the life of a longer
school day, it's working beautifully for them. For some, it's brought
about more stress and more headaches then benefits. For the majority of
us, the portending of a 7.5-hour day is being anticipated like a "storm
warning”. A longer day has been spotted in our area and we have been advised to
prepare for it. Just like a hurricane can leave one house in tact while
flattening whole blocks, so can this day be experienced by one school as mere
window rattling, but completely devastate the schools and residents
nearby. What is your zip code? How lucky are you?
We all want to be the kid who says, "I'm happy. I got Mrs. Williams next
year." We all want to be assured heading into the summer that our fall
promises to be intellectually exciting, academically challenging and
emotionally relaxed for our children. Most of us however, are viewing
next year through our fingers, scared that we will have Mrs. Johnson instead.
Which means a year of tedious drills, uninspired curriculum and undue stress.
Of course we will make the best of it. What else can we do?
Just like you were stuck with a bad teacher for a year and got through it, so
will we all get through whatever CPS assigns to us and to our kids.
Education should not be an endurance contest though. Moreover, luck should not
play as big a roll in this longer school day as it does. Until CPS and the
state of Illinois can come up with a way to have predictable, sustainable
funding for it's public schools, luck will forever and always play a
disproportionate roll in our children's education. Years ago during clutch situations on the job, my co-workers
and I would somehow manage to pull a rabbit out of a hat, to narrowly escape a
disaster. We would breathe a sigh, look at each other and say “I’d rather be
lucky than good”. We weren’t sure how we pulled it off, but we were openly
admitting to ourselves and to each other that luck had a bigger roll in that
particular success than did our talents or skills. Well, I don’t want that for my kids. I want their education to be more about
being “good” and less about being lucky.

